westbor0baptistchurch:

Don’t go breaking my heart.

I couldn’t if I tried.

(Source: fiftyyearstoolate)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ponchos-in-my-vagina:

 

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

thebatmanchild:

who-lock-loki-lover:

angel-icaaa:

embr0:

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

This ended completely different from what I expected

I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.

to all my homies out there who dig the stuff i dig

(Source: asheathes)

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

stark-naked-billionaire:

laurencan:

corink:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

do they even have crime in canada

He does parking tickets shut up

“Sorry”

Starfleet issue eyeshadow.

lumos5000:

winterwidow:

failedexperiments:

Alan Carr asking John Barrowman about his plans to have children with his partner, Scott Gill

Can I just—

John Barrowman ladies and gentlemen…

eloragrace:

buzzfeedlgbt:

5-year-old girl raises hundreds of dollars selling lemonade in front of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Jayden’s fundraiser’s is also hosted oncrowdrise.com, which has already raised $10,165 as of Monday morning. From the page’s description:

Jayden, a 5 1/2 year old beautiful girl, will be selling lemonade on the front lawn of the Equality House with an ole’ fashioned lemonade stand. 100% of proceeds from the sales will go directly towards the work of Planting Peace. Let’s show Jayden how powerful philanthropy can be! Come on your lunch break, bring your kids, and have a good time with us!

violettevirus:

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

(Source: rnozzarellasticks)

thekhooll:

Life Before Photoshop -1950

Bruce Mozert was renowned for being pretty innovative, coming up with underwater tricks to make these scenes seem as real as possible including using baking powder to create the powdery “smoke” coming out of the underwater barbecue.